This is a false widow from the Genus Steatoda possibility Steatoda triangulosa. They come from the family Theridiidae or Tangle Web spiders and are not aggressive and not medically significant to humans
Yes, it is Steatoda triangulosa, I try to live up to my username too. 🙂
It’s a good one too. I just finished a paper on Theridiidae. I’ll attach the link to Adobe if you want to read it.