Unidentified

Picture ID 135845

Picture of unidentified spider

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Richie

  • Submitted by: 
    Mike090
  • Submitted: Apr 7, 2021
  • Photographed: Apr 8, 2021
  • Spider: Unidentified
  • Location: Ohio, Oregon, United States
  • Spotted Indoors: Garage or shed
  • Found in web?: Yes
  • Attributes:
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TangledWeb

Unless Richie has 8 legs stuffed into his jeans, he’s not something we can identify.

EmilysSpiders

I dont see the spider but yo think it in the pants? How can you see that?

LocalEntomologist

I would guess that this is not a spider, due to it’s lack of an exoskeleton. The two footed gait and front facing eyes are common in apes, and the light skin tone with minimal hair would lead me to believe this is a homo sapien. Homo sapiens are very unique in how they use their hands. You can see this one holds a small container.

EmilysSpiders

Um I cant find the spider where is it?

TangledWeb

There is no spider in the photo. we’re just toying with a troll. We have digital filters that automatically block most obscene photos from being posted. We also have a human who sometimes has to block people from posting things if they are really gross. Sometimes we just have fun with accidental photos and joke photos and do our scientific best observations from the photos that are submitted. 🙂 Sometimes people get tricked into posting photos that aren’t of real spiders. We stay polite to everyone, no matter what. If you see something really bad you can contact another volunteer… Read more »

EihtLeggedHZA

This is without a doubt, the distant cousin of the Hobo spider. Usufructuarius Agari, is a charming spider indeed. Playing coy, they are able to assimilate your interests until you put your guard down. Once you feel comfortable, the spider attacks. You’ll notice the watch, tight pants, sunglasses and “cool” finger positioning, the Bum Spider will first latch onto your spirit and mind. Once they tire you out mentally, they go for the kill. Sucking you dry of your financials, the Bum Spider has been satisfied. For now. Leaving you to your Facebook posts we find the Bum Spider true… Read more »

TangledWeb

A beautiful description with great attention to detail! This specimen appears to have mated at least once. He bears an object on one digit that indicates ownership by a female that was eager to mate with the first male that approached her. zLike other spider species, this male may have approached her bearing a distracting gift and dancing to keep her from killing him. Some males attempt to give worthless gifts, like the remains of a meal the male already ate. He will wrap it fancy and try to make it look larger than it is. An unaddressed concern here… Read more »