Kukulcania hibernalis
(Southern House Spider)

I wish we had “Northern House Spiders” that size. The closest thing I have to that in my house is Short-tailed Shrews which are the only mammals in North America that have a venomous bite. It’s weird that they’re here. It’s kinda the opposite of Florida. I like your bio line. Here, we’re more likely to be killed by a moose than anything venomous. As it should be. 🙂