Unidentified

i believe this is actually an endangered mite, Stretchranychus rubburticae, which specializes in parasitizing the bipedal ape-mimics Helio flappiens (colloquially known as “tube men”, airdancers, or Tall Boys) which make their habitat almost exclusively in front of used-car dealerships. a rare and exciting find, though what this mature specimen is doing away from a host I can’t rightly say